Anarchists unable to locate free food at Kshama Sawant Election Party

Breaking: The Seattle Free Press News Team went to the Kshama Sawant Primary Election Night Party.
After inquiring about where to find the free food, one of the party attendees waved their hands and stated “There’s a noodle-thing near the back,” before quickly darting out of the room.
“What keeps you going?” reporters asked in another conversation.
“What?” shouted the party goer over the music.
“Why do you even bother?” the reporter reiterated.
Still unable to hear, the party goer smiled and gave a thumbs up: “Awesome!”
In the end, our News Team sent word they were unable to find food; “some workers paradise this is.”

Fuck all,

some anarchist correspondents